KITCHEN HAVOC


Hey guys, it’s been forever I know. It’s a long story…actually it isn’t. Maybe I’ll explain some other time, maybe. 

Okay, back to the main gist, have you ever been in a #gonewrong situation. My friend once told me about how she wanted to cook egusi, I think it was she and her brother. She already added two packs which is four cubes of KNORR seasoning cubes, her brother without knowledge came as well and added four extra cubes. I guess, he didn’t know that she had already seasoned the soup earlier, Egusi #gonewrong. 

Over seasoned soup, I’m not sure how that went, but I’m sure nobody ate from it. This actually emphasizes the saying “too many cooks, spoil the soup”.

Daddy mentioned how he first tried to make vegetable soup “efo riro”. He went to the market and bought leaves that looked like spinach to him. He got home and went through all the “efo riro” procedures that he, at that point knew. He noticed after a while that the soup became slimy, i.e. it was “drawing”. Mans was lost, like what is up? Turned out he bought ewedu leaves inside of spinach…and the rest is history.

My own case is different, asides the occasional burning of stew due to the pot size, and the wrong positioning of my yam. The only other #gonewrong episode I’ve had is when I wanted to spice up my INDOMIE noodles with thyme and added *ingredient for okra soup. Sigh! i ended up with a plate of slimy noodles. *yuck.


Okay! This was fun to type, lol. So I’m just going to end by dropping some kitchen tips. Be sure to comment your own #gonewrong episode. Do have a great week. GOD bless you.

TIPS
*      Never take your phone close to the gas
                   Science says it causes some sort of radiation, it has a very high tendency to lead to an explosion. Better safe than sorry.
*      Dispose matchsticks properly
                  For those of us that make use of matchsticks, let’s be sure to make sure that they are turned off before trashing, as it could cause a fire from the bin. Or better still, when you light your gas, leave the matchstick on the gas and trash it after cooking, when you’re cleaning the gas.
*      Clean Up
Be sure to clean up the kitchen after cooking, I’m sure nobody likes those four-legged visitors.  ALWAYS rinse every utensil before using.
*      THEN FINALLY, DON’T FORGET TO COMMENT using the #gonewrong AND SUBSCRIBE.

Comments

  1. nice tips glory, ive been waiting all year for ur post and u didnt disappoint

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  2. This is an amazing.
    I remember during (IT) when my friend tried frying us plantain and he basically emptied the whole jar of salt inside the plantain. You can imagine the taste, Platain #gonewrong.

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  3. This is so nice and super fun
    #gonewrong

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  4. Cooking gone wrong😏, I know this all too well.
    I once over seasoned stew, I was the only one that had it till it finished #thanksAlotMom.
    Lovely tips cuteness 👍

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  5. Almost forgot #gonewrong

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  6. Hahaha.. This was good. I loved it

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  7. Neat and very educational
    Love this ❤️

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  8. I once burnt boiled egg 🤔😌

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  9. Hey Boo. I know this all too well. There was thus time I added too much water to jollof rice. #epicfail #gonewrong

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  10. I hardly cook and even when I try I'm afraid to have any #gonewrongs. But this one time, i didn't put enough water in the pressure pot while boiling beans, you can imagine there was nothing called beans left anymore #gonewrong

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  11. Tried to boil water and kettle burnt �� #gonewrong

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  12. 😂😂😂.. this story killed me, i swear I'm going to report you to my brother.

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  13. Very nice story dear, I can relate with a story when two men were left at home for about 2weeks. The simplest meal ever was cooking noodles and still it gets burnt or very soft still #gonewrong

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  14. Wanted to cook jollof spaghetti with vegetables, ended up using palm oil/red oil and ewedu #epicfail 😥 I ate 3 packs of slime spaghetti alone #stomachgonewrong #toiletbestfriend #everythinggonewrong

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  15. One time when I was making spaghetti the jar of curry wasn't closed tightly so as I turned it to sprinkle inside the food the cover fell and more than half of the spice as well and it was a really big jar of curry #gonewrong

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